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Blowout Bombshell: Formaldehyde found in popular Brazilian straightening...
Cancer-causing carcinogen say WHAT!? According to an official report recently released by Oregon’s Occupational Safety & Health Administration, those of you indulging in the insanely popular (and...
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Don’t Mess with Missouri…
The crowd of ecstatic fans chanted as they carried the goalpost through the streets, ending at Harpo's sports bar where it was dismantled, per tradition. It was homecoming time here at the University...
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Cooking with College Students: Spice Substitution Chart
Assertion #1: Unless they are the secret spawn of Martha Stewart, most college students are not proud owners of a full spice rack. I think I have made my opinion of Maniac Martha fairly clear on this...
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My Mother is a Crazy Person, Part 1: Christmas in the Backyard
It has been a long time since I have posted here for a variety of reasons, namely that I had nothing good to say. I still don’t really have anything good to say, but I have found a new source of...
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My Mother is a Crazy Person, Part 2: Doggy Dialect
Yep, crazier than this. It would not be the slightest bit unreasonable or inaccurate to say that my mother and stepfather behave like they are the Dr. and Mrs. Dolittle of the Midwest. And by that I...
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I Wants It: ASOS
Boutique by Jaeger Dress in Organdy Stripe It was recently brought to my attention (by me) that LuLu’s totally and utterly, for lack of a more eloquent word, sucks. Yes, they often times have cute,...
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Messing With Perfection: The New Facebook Timeline
Note the arch in the background. It's a subtle homage to my hometown, no? As some of you may have heard or noticed, Facebook has gone rogue. Therefore, I decided it was about time that I went rogue as...
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AAA: Losin’ Cars, Ruinin’ Lives
This year for Christmas, I’m getting myself a new insurance company. I like to live by the saying, “You catch more flies with honey…” Well, I also have another motto: When a company screws you, don’t...
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An Open Letter To My Gender
Step away from the copy button. Why do you have to ruin everything on the internet? Here’s a little-known fact for you: Every time you put song lyrics in your Facebook status, a kitten dies. Below...
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